I have a new girl crush...
Tiffany Haddish - break out star of the movie "Girls Trip" with Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Regina Hall. It's the funniest movie I've seen in a long time so rent it this weekend. You won't regret it. Warning though - it's raunchy as hell!
Her grandmother taught her that a woman needs to think of herself as a house.
Every man wants to come inside your house. ;)
But you can't have men coming and go cuz you'll be known as a crack house.
You also want to keep it clean and keep the grass cut cuz you don't want people walking by and thinking you have an abandoned house either.
And don't go out and get drunk all the time cuz your house is gonna get broken into and it just might be through the back door (if you know what I mean).
But once a woman finds a man who loves her, he will put a ring on that finger and buy that house.
I wonder how old should my girls be before I can bring up this worthy lesson? :)
Anyhoo...
Just like you should treat your body as a house when it comes to getting a guy, you should treat your body as a house when it comes to getting pregnant.
You gotta be picky about what you put into your house.
When you're in college, anything you got free was good enough. But now, furnishings probably match a little more. There aren't all sorts of nasty stains (let's not even go there with a blue light!). Fold up chairs are a thing of the past.
Same goes with the stuff you do to your body.
The stuff you ate in your early 30s, the late nights, the burning both ends of the candle won't cut it anymore if you're trying to get pregnant.
You're gonna have to clean house. Big time.
My ways may not be Grandma Tiffany's South Central LA wisdom, but you'll learn what to put in your house to improve your fertility.
It's all in my online GPS (Get Pregnant & Stay pregnant) Fertility Program. Schedule your free 15 minute phone consult to see if it's right for you. Check it out here: zenfertility.com/gps
Julie Chang,
Natural Fertility Eggspurt
The Real Deal:
- Natural Fertility Coach
- Licensed Fertility Acupuncturist for 18 years
- Master in Traditional Oriental Medicine, Magna Cum Laude
- B.S. Microbiology & Molecular Genetics, UCLA