Unicorns Poop Rainbow Ice Cream. Really!!

Speaking of rainbows (from yesterday's email)...

Did you know unicorns poop rainbow ice cream?

I was astonished as well. 

Show you the proof, you demand?

Go here to see how they do that.  Watch the video in the Amazon listing. 

Come back when you're done.

Go ahead.  I'll wait for you.

You back?

No, I'm not yanking your chain.  It isn't a joke.  Look at all those reviews!

Those are what sold me.

I'm happy to say I'm a satisfied Squatty Potty owner.  That thing really works!

Bombs away is how I feel every morning. 

Fast and furious it comes.  Leaving a satisfyingly empty sensation.

Why is this important to you?

Cuz clearing your bowels effectively is one of the primary ways to detox your body.

The more toxins you remove, the more efficiently your body will run. 

Brains synapsing all over the place.  Ovaries clucking away.  Uterus humming along.

Life's great after a nice, big dump.

If you tend to be on the constipated side, this might help you with a smooth move.

The large intestine is not the only way to detox. 

The liver has a huge role.  That's what I focus on when you see me.  So if you want to work with me, call me at (858) 495-0771 or book here: http://juliechang.genbook.com/

Julie Chang,
Natural Fertility Eggspurt
www.ZenFertility.com

The Real Deal:

  • Licensed Acupuncturist for 18 years
  • Master in Traditional Oriental Medicine, Magna Cum Laude
  • B.S. Microbiology & Molecular Genetics, UCLA

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